I've been feeling rather down lately and my wife decided to send me an email with over 40 reasons why I should be happier. I have provided a few samples.
8. You found a sailing club. What are the chances of finding a sailing club that cheap in this crappy state?!? Pretty slim and on top of it a club that normally has a huge wait list but they open the doors to you immediately… pretty good timing.
9. You are getting better looking as you get older… The majority of people get U-G-L-Y
15. You have a wife that loves you… Do you know how many people are sad and lonely…
18. You were not born in Ethiopia and b/c of it you know the taste of mussels and beer.
22. YOU HAVE A STAR TREK X-MAS TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. Your wife can make a mean pie. My sister can barely work a ketchup bottle
30. You don’t have to handle the bills each month like a regular adult male. You have to hear about them but not actually use any mind power to really work those numbers (you’re welcome)
33. You own the movie "La Bamba" and it only cost me $5.00
40. You have a sexy pinup calendar hanging on your kitchen wall. Pretty lucky. Do you think Peter or Glenn or my Dad would be allowed to do that in their homes?
It worked.
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